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Script
Audition Central: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang JR.
Script: Turkey Farmer
TURKEY FARMER
You there, Potts the inventor! Did you invent that hair-cutting machine?
POTTS
No.
TURKEY FARMER
That's a shame, because I want to buy it.
POTTS
I meant no in the sense of... yes.
TURKEY FARMER
What do you want for it?
POTTS
Thirty shillings.
TURKEY FARMER
Done.
(They shake hands.)
POTTS
I should warn you, it's still in the experimental stage.
TURKEY FARMER
I don't want it for cutting hair, I want it for plucking turkeys.
POTTS
Plucking turkeys?
TURKEY FARMER
Yes. I'm a turkey farmer. And with your machine I can pluck 'em and cook 'em all in one go. There you are, thirty shillings. And I call it a bargain.