CONDUCTOR

River City Junction - River City next stop!

SALESMAN #1

You're crazy with the heat. Credit is no good for a notion salesman.

CONDUCTOR

Boart! All aboart!

SALESMAN #2

Why not? What's the matter with credit?

SALESMAN #1

It's old-fashioned. Charlie, you're an anvil salesman - your firm give credit?

CHARLIE

No sir!

SALESMAN #1

Nor anybody else.

CONDUCTOR

River City, River City next.