Script

Audition Central: Dear Edwina JR.

Script: Bobby

BOBBY
I heard there's a kid my age who lives here.

EDWINA
You must be thinking of my sister Katie. She's at the Michigan Summer Math Olympics in Ypsilanti. [pronounced: Ipsilanti]

BOBBY
Oh, Well, I heard that we were moving in next door to the best piano player in town. Do you give piano lessons?

EDWINA
You must be thinking of my sister Myra.

(MYRA waves from the piano.)

I'm sure you can talk to her after the show.

BOBBY
Oh, then you must be that drummer I heard practicing this morning. You sound great!

EDWINA
You must be thinking of my brother Joe.

(EDWINA points to her brother at the drums.)

BOBBY
Well& who are YOU?

EDWINA
I am Edwina Spoonapple, advice-giver extraordinaire. Perhaps you have heard of me.

BOBBY
Not really.

EDWINA
Would you like to be in our show?

BOBBY
No thanks.

EDWINA
No thanks necessary!