Script

Audition Central: Honk! JR.

Script: Drake

DRAKE
How's it going, Ida? You still sitting? I dunno, it's alright for some.

IDA
Well if you like the sound of it so much why don't you take a turn on the nest? And wipe your webs! I just did the floor this morning.

DRAKE
Oh Ida, I'd love to have a crack at sitting on the eggs for a bit, but you look so comfortable up there it seems a shame to disturb you.

IDA
Huh, and what about that extension you promised to build on the nest? It's going to be very cramped when the little ones arrive - especially with that one big egg in the clutch, goodness knows what size that chick is going to be.

DRAKE
You know, I reckon that might be a Turkey's egg.

IDA
Oh, Drake! How would a Turkey egg get to be in my nest? Must be your side of the family.

DRAKE
We'll just have to wait and see who he takes after, won't we, dear.

IDA
(Acidly)
Yes, dear.

DRAKE
Anyway, must fly. I promised the Rooster that I'd help him count his chickens. Shall I see you back here?

IDA
Well where else do you suppose I'm going to be?