Script

Audition Central: Honk! JR.

Script: Barnacles

BARNACLES

Excuse me, sir. Cat Tails advancing from the rear.
 

GREYLAG

What? Cattails do not advance, Barnacles. One of the things they are most famous for is being rooted to the spot.

(The CAT pops out from behind the 'Cat-Tail' next to UGLY.)
 

CAT

Hello, Ducky - thought I'd lost you.
 

GREYLAG

Stand back or I'll peck.
 

CAT

Ooh, be still my quaking legs - I'm going to be goosed.
 

UGLY

What are you doing here?
 

CAT

What are friends for? I've come to take you home, your Mother is carrying on something fearful.
 

UGLY

My Mother?...you've seen my Mother?
 

CAT

Of course. She sent me to fetch you.
 

GREYLAG

Listen here, Cat. I'm in command around here and my squadron has taken personal charge of the Duckling's safe return to his Mother.
 

CAT

Well I wouldn't try flying at the moment. Haven't you heard the guns?
 

GREYLAG

We will commence maneuvers as soon as the shooting party is over.
 

SNOWY

It's their party but we'll fly if we want to, ha, ha, ha.
 

GREYLAG

Silence in the ranks.
 

SNOWY

Little joke, sir.