Tell us about the ticket.
Ya. I just knew my little snausage-vausage Augustus would find das Golden Ticket! He eats so much candy-vandy that it vas almost impossible for him not to find one! In fact, you could say ve've been training him for this day ever since our little pudgey-vudgey was born!
Training?
Oh, ya! For der Junge to eat as much as Augustus he has to be trained from morning to night eating all kinds of foods&