Script

Audition Central: DO NOT USE Roald Dahl's Willy Wonka KIDS

Script: Ms. Teavee

MS. TEAVEE

Unharmed! He's barely six inches tall!
 

WONKA

Yes, well that is a problem. But small boys can be very springy and stretchy. Ah! The taffy-pulling machine! That should work well.
 

MS. TEAVEE

How far do you think he'll stretch?
 

WONKA

Who knows, maybe miles!

(MS. TEAVEE follows an OOMPA-LOOMPA offstage.)