Script

Audition Central: The Musical Adventures of Flat Stanley JR.

Script: Hollywood Assistants

HOLLYWOOD AGENT

Outta my way kid, I got people to see, movies to pitch, stars to shine.

(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT and ASSISTANTS push past STANLEY in a hurry.)
 

STANLEY

Oh, sorry.
 

HOLLYWOOD AGENT

(stopping suddenly)
Did you just see a flat kid?

ASSISTANT 1

What?

ASSISTANT 2

Hold the phone!

HOLLYWOOD AGENT

Everyone, stay calm, take a looksie.

(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT and ASSISTANTS turn towards STANLEY)

It's a flat kid alright, it's official. I have now seen it all. Get me the Ripley's Believe it Or Not! people on the phone  they gotta see this

(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT begins to exit.)

STANLEY

Wait! I'm Stanley Lambchop, and I'm new in town

ASSISTANT 2

'Course you are.

STANLEY

I was sent here via airmail.

ASSISTANT 1

And I thought the bus was rough. Ha!

STANLEY

I was wondering if

HOLLYWOOD AGENT

(interrupting)
I could make you a star?!

STANLEY

Actually, I just need directions

ASSISTANT 2

Do you have any idea to whom you are speaking?

STANLEY

No...

ASSISTANT 1

Let's just say if it weren't for this person right here, SpongeBob would still be wearing round pants.

STANLEY

Wow.

ASSISTANT 2

And Hannah'd still be in Montana.

STANLEY

You did that?

HOLLYWOOD AGENT

You betcha.

(The HOLLYWOOD AGENT circles STANLEY looking intently)

You know what I see in you, kid?

STANLEY

No, what?