Script

Audition Central: Finian's Rainbow JR.

Script: Og

SIDE

OG
Our special saint. Patron saint of Leprechauns of Glocca Morra! My card! My name is OG.

(OG hands him a card.)

FINIAN
(lighting up)
Og! From Glocca Morra! Me Native Land! But you can t be a Leprechaun. You re too tall!

OG
(mournfully)
Yes, and I m getting taller.

FINIAN
Tell me, how are things in Ireland?

OG
Alack, alack, alack and willo-waily! I weep for Ireland.

FINIAN
You weep? Why? What s happened?

OG
Aye! Gloom and doom! Doom and gloom!

FINIAN
Gloom and doom, doom and gloom? Whose fault is this?

OG
A monster. A monster  with the tiny wee brain of a& a banker! About your size.

FINIAN
Lead me to  im! Lead me to  im! I ll rip him apart! Who is he? Who is this monster?

OG
Excuse me for pointing, Mr. McLonergan, but it s you! You brought on the blight yourself when you stole our crock of gold  the little crock that gives us all our power to wish. So, give it back, Mr. McLonergan, before a great evil befalls you. Oh, gloom and doom! Doom and gloom!!!

FINIAN
Stop your wailing! Leprechaun, I deny your existence. You re a figment of my imagination.