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RAWKINS SIDE

But I m a different color than I was a few weeks ago.

Well, that s a coincidence! I was green a few weeks ago. Don t you find an occasional change of color interesting?

You moron, don t you realize what this means?

But you re still a human being. You can still smell bee honey and listen to bird music. A rose is still a rose despite the color of your nose.

(disgusted)
Oh, leave me alone.

(after a thoughtful pause)
I know. Why don t you just change yourself back?

I can t! Some witch wished it on me!

Oh, a witch! Well, in that case, I can help you. I think I understand your trouble now. You re too unfriendly. That witch gave you a new outside when she should have given you a new inside. Stand up, sir.
(OG  pulls RAWKINS up with a wave of his hand. RAWKINS backs up.)
Oh, this won t be a bit hard. Now for the magic cure.

SENATOR SIDE

Mornin . You people belong here?

Yes, sir.

You mean you live right here on this property?

Yes, sir.

It s my property, your honor.

Yes, I heard that you got stuck with this piece of arid, gopher-infested land the other day. How would you like to unload it right now for a clear profit of thirty per cent?

Oh, well, I m afraid I can t consider any proposition for at least six months.

Don t waste my time, McLonergan. Are you willin to sell me this here land, or aint cha?

Well, sure I m willin and I m wantin but I m waitin !

Sorry to hear you say that. Just puts me to the trouble of having to issue a writ of seizure and take this land from you. I hate to do this, but you ve been violatin the law.

What law, Senator?

(to FINIAN)
There s a law in this sovereign state forbidding certain kinds of people, like us, to build homes next to certain other kinds of people, like them.
(indicates a few of the WORKERS who clearly look different from the SENATOR)
Depreciates property values.