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Script
Audition Central: Hairspray JR.
Script: Velma Von Tussle
SIDE 1
(TRACY nods her head. The COUNCILETTES, led by AMBER, interrogate TRACY.)Uh, three? Orange?
SIDE 2
VELMA
And we re off for network commercial. What is this?
MAN (WILBUR)
Product placement. The sponsor insists.
VELMA
Don t I know you?
WILBUR
Honest, Velma, I m a total stranger.
(VELMA whips off his hat and fake nose and glasses to reveal WILBUR.)
VELMA
You! Guard! Riot squad! I want everybody out of the lobby and up here pronto.
(SEAWEED and three MOTORMOUTH BOYS dressed as GUARDS run in from the theater aisle.).
Ha! What is this? Some kind of Trojan Horse? And what s inside, your jailbird daughter? Guard, if anybody so much as touches that thing... open fire!
MOTORMOUTH
(dressed as a GUARD wearing a riot helmet)
Understood, Ma am.
(MOTORMOUTH pulls WILBUR off. SEAWEED exits up the theater aisle.)
VELMA
And coming back to Corny on camera one in 3& 2&