Script
Audition Central: Sister Act JR.
Script: Ernie
​SIDE
ERNIE
So where to boss?
CURTIS
Oh I got a special place for you, Ernie. But first - I know how you love a joke.
ERNIE
Oh, yeah, I do love a good joke, boss.
CURTIS
Good. Knock knock.
ERNIE
Who's there?
(CURTIS grabs ERNIE's arm and twists it behind ERNIE's back, forcing ERNIE to the ground.)
CURTIS
What were you doing for four hours at the police station this afternoon talking to an officer Eddie Souther?
(ERNIE, caught and terrified, says nothing.)
TJ
"What were you doing for four hours at the police station this afternoon talking to an officer Eddie Souther" who?
CURTIS
One of my boy's been talking to the cops and my gut tells me it was you, Ernie.
ERNIE
It wasn't me boss, it was Joey.
JOEY
I wouldn't tell on you, boss.
(he is moved)
I love you.
CURTIS
TJ?
TJ
(giggling)
What?
CURTIS
Pablo?
PABLO
Me? I would give my life for you. I didn't tell on you!
CURTIS
So it wasn't any of you. Huh. Well I guess I just gotta go with my gut.
END