You sound just like me Brendan! Personally, one I have that is a strong one for me in my arsenal is "Unfortunate Erection" from Spelling Bee. That may be one to think about. Agony is in my repertoir, as well as "What do I need with Love" from Millie, "All Through The Night" from Anything Goes, "Shiksa Goddess" from L5Y, and some more in those likes. A few you may be able to use! Hope I helped! :) Where are you going, might I ask? I'm auditioning for Western's program next year!