Script
Audition Central: DO NOT USE Roald Dahl's Willy Wonka KIDS
Script: Mr. Salt
Ladies and Gentlemen, the worldwide rush for Wonka bars is getting bigger by the minute. It seems a second Golden Ticket has been found.
(WONKA gestures for VERUCA'S Golden Ticket to light.)
We're off to our live remote in Sao Paulo, Brazil, where things are "sweet" for Veronica Salt.
(VERUCA and her FATHER enter.)
That's Veruca, you imbecile! VERUCA, VERUCA, VERUCA!
(purposefully ignoring VERUCA)
So, Mr. Salt, I understand you "sweetened" Veruca's chances with a little assistance?
As soon as my little girl told me that she simply had to have one of those Golden Tickets, I bought hundreds of thousands of Wonka bars. I'm in the nut business, peanuts, cashews, but mainly Brazil nuts. So I had my factory girls stop shelling Brazil nuts and start shelling wrappers.
Daddy, that hideous reporter said my name wrong, on LIVE TELEVISION! Can't you get him fired?!
For you, dear, anything& anyway& after days of shelling chocolate, one of my factory gals finally found the blasted Golden Ticket. I let her take the lucky piece of chocolate home to her 17 kids&
(sarcastically)
How generous!
Daddy, now he's being SARCASTIC! I want him fired. FIRED! You hear me? Fired, fired, FIRED!