Audition Central: Doctor Dolittle JR.

Script: Albert Blossom

SIDE

DOLITTLE
They are only available for a four-week guest engagement.

BLOSSOM
Done!

DOLITTLE
Share all profits equally.

BLOSSOM
Er...
(GERTIE nudges him.)
Done!

DOLITTLE
Two performances a day.

GERTIE
Nein!! Four performances a day!

DOLITTLE
Wait.
(Both LLAMAS shake their heads.)
We have a problem

BLOSSOM
Well, what do they want?

DOLITTLE
Three shows a day.
(GERTIE whispers to BLOSSOM.)

BLOSSOM
And four on Saturday?
(Both HEADS nod.)

DOLITTLE
They agree!