Script
Audition Central: Elf The Musical JR.
Script: Security Guards
SIDE 1
SECURITY GUARD #1
You got a problem here, Mr. Hobbs?
WALTER
Yes! Get this elf out of here!
SECURITY GUARD #2
Will do, sir. Let s go, buddy.
BUDDY
That s me!
SECURITY GUARD #1
Where do you want us to take him?
WALTER
I don t know. Take him to the North Pole.
SECURITY GUARD #1
Sure thing.
(to SECURITY GUARD #2)
The North Pole?
SECURITY GUARD #2
No problem. They got one at Macy s.
BUDDY
I just came from the North Pole. I walked. It s 3,408 miles. I took the Lincoln Tunnel but if you take the George Washington Bridge it s a mile shorter.