Captain Stirrick
A dramatic look at the troubling times of King George III, based on the ballads of nineteenth-century London.
Show Essentials
19
Roles
+ Ensemble
PG
Rated
2
Acts

Full Synopsis

Act One

The scene opens at the House of Correction, Cold Bath Fields, London, in 1807. There are thirty children in various cells slowly moving into position. A door opens, the Chaplain suddenly appears and the children say their evening prayers with him ("Before the Ending of the Day"). During the prayer, the Warder counts the boys and, after they are finished, he and the Chaplain leave.

As soon as they are gone, the boys resume their activities. Led by Donkin, a small group approaches Joe Coverley, a diminutive boy who is sitting alone. They ask him to tell a story. When they don't like his story, they eventually end up attacking him like wild animals!

Suddenly, the Warder opens the door and hurls a boy into the room. It is Ned Stirrick. The boys take no notice of him and continue with their story game – this time, having Charlie Clarke as the victim. Charlie tells them a story about a one-legged mermaid. Before Charlie can finish his story, the boys beat him up. Stirrick interrups and tells the story of a boy named Ned Stirrick, who went to sea with his father. His father was killed there, and Ned ran back to England, where he started a gang of thieves. This gang "cleaned up" all of the fairs from Liverpool to Dover.

The scene transports us to one of those fairs ("Roll Up!"). One August, Ned's gang was meeting at Bartholomew Fair, Smithfield, London. There are many different things to see at this fair: freak shows, the fat lady, puppet shows, etc. The "vilest," or most interesting, display at the fair is the Court of Pie Powder – a traveling court of prompt justice that moved from fair to fair. Here, speedy justice can be given to any wrongs that have been done ("The Court of Pie Powder").

The crowd disperses, and everyone leaves, except for Stirrick and a few kids who are waiting for the rest of his gang. Donkin appears with a new boy, Jones, who appears to be too innocent to steal. However, he produces two watches that he just stole from Donkin (who lifted them earlier). Bill Long, the fake cripple, hobbles around the corner. The boys converse that he hasn't been pulling his share lately. If they don't pick enough pockets, they can't eat. Daffy and Jack arrive waving a bundle of dripping clothes that they took off of a dead body that they found in the river!

Maria arrives with Tommy, a small boy being led by the hand. This boy isn't a pick-pocket because he's blind, but he can sing – very well ("Turkey Rhubarb"). Stirrick forces Maria to get rid of the boy since they don't need a blind singer – they need pick-pockets! Once Stirrick has the group assembled, he tells them that they must continue working together and be careful not to get caught. Together, they celebrate their devious and various ways of stealing ("Now I Comes from Twickenham").

Everyone rushes off to do various jobs. Stirrick is alone and takes off his red trademark coat. This is the coat that his father wore when he was shot on duty. Using the coat, he enacts a puppet show that tells the story of his father and how he was killed. While Stirrick is doing this, Leach, the Punch and Judy puppet man from the fair, enters and catches Stirrick off guard. It appears as if Stirrick is standing on the space that Leach has rented for his puppet show, and he needs to set up.

While setting up his booth, Leach shows Stirrick a box of puppets that he no longer uses. Stirrick asks Leach if he'll fire his assistant and let him help with the puppets. Stirrick's group can even help drum up some business for the show. After considering it a bit, Leach decides to give Stirrick a try. His first job will be watching the booth while Leach goes back to the bar for a refill. While Stirrick is alone, he pulls some of Leach's old puppets out of their cases and talks with them ("Slope Your Arms").

Stirrick talks with Mr. Punch, the puppet, and the puppet talks back to him. Thomas Gray, Leach's old assistant, enters and sees this curious scene. Gray interrupts Stirrick, and the two get acquainted. Stirrick tells Gray that Leach has offered him his old job, and Gray says that he is welcome to it. Stirrick also learns that Gray likes to steal from people, giving Stirrick the chance to have a new recruit in his band. The two are just about to strike a deal when Charlie and Peg rush in. Leach has just employed Charlie!

Suddenly, there is a whistle call from behind the puppet booth, signaling the presence of Stirrick's business partner, William Perfect. Stirrick gets the kids to leave before Perfect arrives, for Perfect wants nothing to do with children. Perfect gives Stirrick some sausages to eat and checks if there are any "pickings" from the gang. Unfortunately, the kids haven't gotten anything yet, but they will. Stirrick then tells him about his job with Leach. With the gang around the puppet shows, there definitely will be more pockets picked.

Suddenly, they hear the cries of "Stop, thief!" A boy has been caught stealing food from a local merchant. Not one of the gang, the boy is chased by police and eventually ends up in the puppet booth. While the rest of the kids divert the police ("The Hue and Cry"), the boy hides inside. After the police leave, the gang pulls the laughing boy out of the booth. His laughter turns to bewilderment when the gang takes the stolen food from him and turns him over to the police, who will beat him. There's only one place that this boy is going to go – a house of correction ("Botany Bay").

The scene changes to Lord Kensington's dressing room in his London house. Kensington is in his dressing gown and has a wild hangover. There is a knock at the door before his manservant and secretary, Percival Simms, breezes into the room with the mail. Simms informs Kensington that he is expected to be at the fair either today or tomorrow. He has some business to attend to there – mainly collecting the stall rents from the merchants who have set up booths. His mistress, Lady Caroline, wishes to go with him and see the entertainment – mainly the Punch and Judy show, which she so much enjoys. Kensington orders Simms to take a bottle of brandy to Leach at the Punch and Judy booth. That way he'll be sure to be refreshed and ready to perform.

Simms goes to the fair and gives Brandy to Leach, informing him that Lord Kensington and Lady Caroline will be coming to see his show tomorrow at one ("Take a Toff"). Leach tells Stirrick of this and then goes off to sample the brandy. Perfect, overhearing the news, is happy to hear that such wealthy people will be at the fair – this way, the gang can move in for the pick-pocketing kill!

In the distance, a band can be heard playing to the excited chatter and cheering of a crowd of people. The Fantocinni Family – the famous marionette puppet group – enter and go into their booth directly across from the Leach's ("Signor Fantocinni"). Carlo Fantocinni sees Leach sipping from his brandy bottle and approaches him, mocking the Punch and Judy puppets in progress. Leach tells him about Kensington's impending visit, and Carlo is very upset. The Fantocinni's marionettes perform for royalty, not Leach's Punch and Judy. When Mr. Fantoccini finds out about this, he explodes and demands that Kensington come to his booth for a marionette show!

Everyone leaves, except for Stirrick and young Elisa Fantocinni. Stirrick, attracted to her but not quite knowing how to act, talks with her while the others grill sausages over the fire. The rest of the Fantocinni children (Petra, Rico and Maria) are fascinated as they sit with the gang and hear about all that they do. Rico is taken with Stirrick's stories. Rico is rather suspicious of Stirrick's dealings and wants to hear more. Leach goes off to have a bit more to drink. The gang begins to share stories about themselves. Joe talks about his dead father. Peg starts to sing quietly ("The Weary Cutters"). Night has fallen, and some of the children have fallen asleep. Stirrick tells his story – still watched very intently by Rico and Elisa. He tells of how, two years ago, he was the "powder monkey" (employed to carry powder to the cannons) on his father's ship. The battle started and raged for quite a while. While carrying the powder, he saw his father killed – shot by a musket. Although his father's ship won, there was nothing that Stirrick could do to revive his father. The image of his father's death has haunted Stirrick since.

Act Two

The stage explodes into life as the Fantocinni family prepares for Lord Kensington's arrival ("Roll Up"). Lord Kensington and Lady Caroline arrive, followed by Simms. Lady Caroline wanders over to the Punch and Judy booth and wants to see the show. Fantocinni tells her that it's not showing at the small booth because they have moved it to the main tent today. They all go inside and watch the show. As they watch, their pockets are picked by Stirrick and the gang, who quietly leave with a bag of loot before the puppet show finishes. Lady Caroline showers praise on Leach and his new assistant, Charlie – much to Fantocinni's chagrin. Lady Caroline, Kensington and Simms leave.

The gang comes out, celebrating their new treasures ("Chapter of Cheats"). Perfect returns when the kids leave and is happy to hear that the gang has a lot to show for an afternoon's work. Leach invites Perfect out for a drink.

The rest of the gang arrives and talks with Stirrick. Peg tells them that Perfect is not a good man and that he must not be trusted. Rico steps forward and tries to expose Stirrick as the true thief involved with the evil Perfect. The gang listens because they don't know about Perfect and Stirrick's involvement. Right before Stirrick is exposed, Fantocinni appears to take his grandchildren for a ride on the flying swings.

Charlie returns rather distraught. It appears that Perfect kicked him out of the bar where he took Leach – no kids. Stirrick has Charlie give him the Punch and Judy puppets so that they can have a celebration puppet show, which they do. They have fun until the Constable arrives and chases them away. They all scatter. Charlie stays and is trying to rescue the puppets. Refusing to believe that Charlie works for Leach, the Constable kicks him out.

Once the Constable is gone, the gang comes back singing about poor Mr. Punch ("My Friend Mr. Punch"). By the end of this, Stirrick has hung Mr. Punch on a little rope. When the rest of the gang rushes off, Stirrick is left alone with Mr. Punch. Mr. Punch talks to him, calling him an "evil man." Elisa suddenly interrupts Stirrick and startles him. She asks him to tell her more about his father, but he refuses. She tries to get Stirrick to open up to her, but he has a very difficult time.

Just as he is about to share with Elisa, Rico enters and tells his sister to leave, forgetting her doll behind. Rico knows that Stirrick is a thief and wants him to have nothing to do with his sister. He threatens Stirrick before leaving. Stirrick is confronted by Mr. Punch again. Arguing with Stirrick about his evil ways, he shatters the doll that Elisa left.

Elisa returns in search of the doll and is horrified to see it destroyed. After much questioning from Elisa, Stirrick admits to smashing the doll. She calls for Rico, who comes to her aid. The rest of the gang comes and witnesses what happens next.

Rico calls Stirrick a liar and questions the story that he tells everyone about his father's death. This is too much for Stirrick, who pulls out a knife. Rico laughs when Stirrick does this but is stabbed in response! The gang is horrified. Elisa screams. Gray asks Stirrick why he did this. There is no response ("The Ballad of Ned Stirrick").

The scene shifts to the Court of Pie Powder, where Lord Kensington, Lady Caroline and Simms are waiting to see the traveling judge about their robbery ("The Court of Pie Powder"). The constable brings in a confused Fantocinni and Carlo, who don't know why they have been summoned. A public document is read that informs them that their audience was robbed of valuable possessions at their puppet show. The Fantocinnis are accused even more, but have no idea what Kensington and the others are talking about!

There is a sound of scuffing at the front door, and Gray is ushered into the chamber, followed by Perfect. Gray was caught stealing a sausage from Perfect's tray and is being brought up on charges. Things get very dramatic when Gray tells the Fantocinnis that Rico has been stabbed. They run off to check out the situation. After more and more questioning from the lawyer, Perfect is on the verge of being discovered as the man who organizes the pick-pocket gangs. Rather than have Gray risk revealing anything, Perfect drops the charges against him. The suspicious judge wants to question Gray just a bit more, and the complaining Perfect is removed from the courtroom. Kensington orders Simms to take Lady Caroline home.

Kensington then slaps Gray around until he confesses that he works for Stirrick – who really works for Perfect. Gray then promises to tell them everything, show them all of the other kids/thieves and take them to where Stirrick stores all his loot – as long as they don't beat him anymore ("Ballad – Reprise").

The scene changes to Puddle Dock, the wharf beside the Thames, where the stolen goods are stashed. The bewildered children enter, tired and nervous. Stirrick is there, drained and quiet ("He Who Lies"). They are awaiting Perfect's arrival – for he comes every night. While they wait, they notice that Gray is not amongst them. Perfect enters in a panic telling them that the authorities have Gray, and that he's probably telling them everything. Gray enters, followed by a Constable, who drags Stirrick out ("Ballad – Reprise").

Stirrick is next seen alone in his prison cell, when Mr. Punch appears to him one more time. The puppet questions Stirrick until he finally punches him. Stirrick then hears Rico's voice. It tries to manipulate him into believing that the story of his father's death and everything else is just a lie. To avoid this, he tries to sing to Mr. Punch like he used to as a baby. The puppet continues to mock Stirrick until he grabs it and strangles it to silence.

Gray enters and questions Stirrick. Stirrick has a total breakdown, hearing voices screaming all around him. He is haunted by many images until he suddenly wakes up back in Cold Bath Fields – where the show opened. The other children are shouting at him. It appears as if Stirrick has been screaming in his sleep for quite some time. The Chaplain and Warder burst in and drag him out to clean him up for his trial. The other kids ransack the bag that Stirrick left behind, finding puppets, a red coat and a knife – all things that Stirrick talked about in his "story." The kids realize that Stirrick told them his story – not one that was made up!

The kids continue with their game, having another kid tell a tale. The cycle starts again, this time with Jimmy. Poor Stirrick is going to meet his end tomorrow for having killed another man ("Ballad – Conclusion").

Casting

Casting

Cast Size: Flexible Cast Size
Cast Type: Ensemble Cast
Dance Requirements: None

Character Breakdown

Ned Stirrick
An emotional man who lost his father in the war and is now the leader of a gang of child pick-pockets. Tough and strong, but also has a soft side that is hidden. A lost soul who loves puppets, he is known by all as "The Captain."
Gender: male
Age: 14 to 18
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Thomas Gray
Always eating food that he has stolen. New to the group and unafraid to challenge Stirrick. Sharp, intelligent, and witty.
Gender: male
Age: 13 to 16
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Bill
One of the boys in Stirrick's gang. He pretends that he is crippled when he begs by attaching bloody slabs of meet to his legs under bandages.
Gender: male
Age: 10 to 15
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Donkin
The unofficial second-in-command to the gang. He is tough and ruthless, but also a jokester. Donkin maintains his cool and is practical in difficult situations.
Gender: male
Age: 13 to 18
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Charlie
A sensitive daydreamer. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but loved by the other boys. He is Peg's older brother.
Gender: male
Age: 12 to 16
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Jimmy Pender
Always paired up with Jem. He is talkative and is usually lying or grossly exaggerating the truth.
Gender: male
Age: 10 to 15
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Peg
The ballet singer. Charlie's sister. She acts as a sort of narrator to the story. Quirky and misunderstood at times.
Gender: female
Age: 8 to 11
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Caroline
Part of Stirrick's gang, she is tough and sarcastic. Her tomboyish ways help her easily fit in with the group.
Gender: female
Age: 9 to 12
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Grandfather Fantocinni
A proud, over-the-top Italian businessman. He is the undisputed head of the family and runs it as such. Rarely in a good mood.
Gender: male
Age: 60 to 70
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Carlo Fantocinni
Second-in-command for the Fantocinni puppet show. Always tired and frustrated from dealing with his family and the puppet show.
Gender: male
Age: 35 to 55
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Mrs. Flockton
Carlo's common law wife, she has no tolerance for Carlo's father. A tough broad who is very vocal in her opinions.
Gender: female
Age: 30 to 45
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Elisa Fantocinni
Carlo's middle child. She is quick-witted and wise for her age. Has a doll that she loves and takes with her everywhere. Very curious about Stirrick.
Gender: female
Age: 9 to 12
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Rico Fantocinni
The oldest of Carlo's children. He is very protective of Elisa and his family. Does not trust Stirrick or anyone else in his gang.
Gender: male
Age: 14 to 18
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Lord Kensington
A complete and total lush, he loves to drink and flaunt his mistress about. Leads a life of entitlement and does not like it when things don't go his way.
Gender: male
Age: 30 to 60
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Lady Caroline Watson
Lord Kensington's mistress. Formerly of a lower-class, she lacks grace and dignity. Whiney and childish.
Gender: female
Age: 25 to 35
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Percival Simms
Lord Kensington's secretary and manservant. He is a bit cheeky and has little more than paid tolerance for his employer.
Gender: male
Age: 20 to 30
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Peacock
Lord Kensington's attorney. A brute man who knows how to play by the law and how to get around it.
Gender: male
Age: 35 to 55
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Perfect
Stirrick's loyal partner in crime. He provides sausage to Stirrick for the whole gang in return for the stolen goods. A slimy fellow without an honest bone in his body who despises children.
Gender: male
Age: 25 to 35
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Leach
The Punch and Judy man puppeteer. He is a drunk and soft in the head, but takes the lives of his puppets very seriously.
Gender: male
Age: 45 to 65
Vocal range top: E5
Vocal range bottom: G3
Ensemble
Children; Other Gang Members (Daffy, Jack, Jem, Joe, Jones)
Full Song List
Captain Stirrick: Before The Ending Of The Day
Captain Stirrick: Roll Up
Captain Stirrick: The Court Of Pie Powder
Captain Stirrick: Turkey Rhubarb
Captain Stirrick: Now I Comes Up From Twickenham
Captain Stirrick: Slope Your Arms
Captain Stirrick: Botany Bay
Captain Stirrick: Signor Fantocinni
Captain Stirrick: The Weary Cutters
Captain Stirrick: A Chapter Of Cheats
Captain Stirrick: Hush A Bye Baby
Captain Stirrick: My Friend Mr. Punch
Captain Stirrick: The Ballad Of Ned Stirrick
Captain Stirrick: He Who Lies

Show History

Inspiration

Captain Stirrick was created by the National Youth Music Theatre, one of the leading creators of shows for young performers, based on the ballads of nineteenth-century London streets, by Richard Brett, as well as stories of torment and deception.

Productions

Captain Stirrick, with music by Richard Brett and book by Jeremy James Taylor and David Scott, premiered at the George Square Theatre in 1980 as a part of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. It was then revived in 1982, 1984 and 1989 in numerous productions around the UK, including the Cottesloe at The National Theatre and the Theatre Royal, Stratford East, and has gone on to be a favorite of educational theatres around the United States.

Trivia

  • Captain Stirrick was the reason for a name change for the – then – Children's Music Theatre Company, where it premiered. After a performance raised concerns about the play's dark subject matter, the company became the National Youth Music Theatre, a name it retains to the present day.

Critical Reaction

"It is an ideal show for a youth company with music, songs, dances, comedy, puppetry, Punch and Judy, exciting situations and tensely dramatic moments."
– Mercury Review

Billing

Music based on the ballads of old London, by Richard Brett

Requirements

You must give the authors/creators billing credits, as specified in the Production Contract, in a conspicuous manner on the first page of credits in all programs and on houseboards, displays and in all other advertising announcements of any kind.
Percentages listed indicate required type size in relation to title size.
CAPTAIN STIRRICK
 
Ballad Opera in Two Acts
 
Words by
JEREMY JAMES TAYLOR and DAVID SCOTT
Music based on the ballads of old London by
RICHARD BRETT
The videotaping or other video or audio recording of this production is strictly prohibited

Included Materials

ItemQuantity Included
LIBRETTO25
PIANO VOCAL SCORE2

Production Resources

Resource

STANDARD ORCHESTRATION

InstrumentationDoubling
ACCORDION
GUITAR
PERCUSSIONCOWBELL , KIT
REED 1Bb CLARINET , TREBLE RECORDER
TROMBONE
TRUMPET
TUBA
VIOLINCLARINET , VIOLIN