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DELORIS

I know what it's got to be. It's a white fox fur. I just know it. Like Donna Summer wore when she played Philly.

MICHELLE

Open it!

(DELORIS opens the box; the fur is blue.)

TINA

Oh my, somebody shot a Smurf.

ELLE

(to TINA)

Girl, it's dyed.

TINA

I hope it died, 'cause she's gonna put it 'round her neck.

(TINA and ELLE laugh.)

DELORIS

Hey, don't laugh at Curtis... it's the thought that counts, right.

MICHELLE

Where's it from?

NINA

What's it say?

DELORIS

(looks at the tag; she is devastated)

Cynthia.

TINA

Oooh, Cynthia, is that the shop on Market?

ELLE

No, Cynthia is the ex-wife on Rittenhouse Square.

END