Script

Audition Central: Dear Edwina JR.

Script: Billy Vanderploonk

CORDELL

(On a walkie-talkie)
Vanderploonk 1, we need an usher report, do you copy?

BILLY

(Also on a walkie-talkie) 
What about that guy over there, he's smiling and applauding.

BECKY

No, that's my cheerleading coach.

BILLY

(Still on their walkie-talkies) 
Vanderploonk 1, we've got some box office overflow. Can you tell me what we've got left to rectify the situation?

CORDELL

Vanderploonk 2, we're looking at two more lawn chairs, a deck chair, an inflatable tire and a sit and spin.

BILLY

Bring it on out, Vanderploonk 1.

CORDELL

That's a copy.

BILLY

Bring it on out, Vanderploonk 1.

CORDELL

That's a copy.

BILLY

That's a copy on your copy.