Script

Audition Central: Honk! JR.

Script: The Cat

CAT
Hello, Ducky!

UGLY
Who are you?

CAT
I'm your friend.

UGLY
I haven't got any friends. Everyone hates me because I'm ugly.

CAT
Oh they are too, too, too-too cruel. I think you look delicious.

UGLY
What did you say?

CAT
I said poultry can be so malicious. Look at them guzzling all that bread.

UGLY
It's supposed to be really nice, it's French.

CAT
Mmm. A l'orange. Do you mean to say that they didn't let you have any?

UGLY
Not a crumb.

CAT
Well that settles it then. Lunch is in...on me.

UGLY
Do you mean it? You really are a friend.

CAT
Of course I am. Now, just follow me.

UGLY
I'd better tell my mother.

CAT
Oh no, you mustn't.

UGLY
I really think I should.

CAT
Listen. We won't be gone for long. What harm can it do? And you're hungry aren't you?

UGLY
Yes, I am.

CAT
Well that makes two of us.

UGLY
Well...if you're sure.

CAT
I'm quite sure.