Audition Central: Disney's The Aristocats KIDS

Script: Madame

(MADAME enters. EDGAR masks the Cat Wash.)

MADAME
Edgar! I thought I heard Duchess and the Kittens.

ARISTOCATS
Meow!

EDGAR
(sitting on the crate)
Oh, no, Madame... that was a-a-a-choo! That was me.

MADAME
What?

EDGAR
I get so lonely for them sometimes, I imitate them. Um... "meow, meow... a-a-a-choo"!

MADAME
I miss them, too. Meow.

ARISTOCATS
Meow!

EDGAR
A-a-a-choo!

MADAME
I thought you sneezed only when you were around the cats.

EDGAR
Yes, well... your impression of them was so real, it must have activated my allergies.

MADAME
Oh, Edgar, I guess we both miss them so much.