Audition Central: DO NOT USE Roald Dahl's Willy Wonka KIDS
Script: Grandpa Joe
Turn it off! I've heard enough of these snot-nosed brats!
(waking up suddenly)
What'd he say? What'd she say?
She said she's spotted rats&
Catch one! We'll eat it!
That's quite enough. We should all go to bed.
Can Grandpa Joe tell me one Wonka story? Just one? Please?
All right, but just one. But NO Zombie worker stories. You need your sleep.
(The three GRANDPARENTS have all fallen asleep and answer with a snore.)
Charlie, look here.
A Wonka Nutty Crunch Surprise!
Shh&
But, where'd you get it?
I've been saving open it!
I can't, I'm too nervous. You open it.
Let's do it together. A lifetime supply of chocolate. One& two& three&
(CHARLIE opens the wrapping.)
Nothing. A good thing, really& 'cos chocolate's very fattening.
You're right, Charlie. A lifetime supply of it you'd be the size of the dome on Capitol Hill!
(MR. and MRS. BUCKET enter and overhear the following.)
I wish I'd never heard of candy or Wonka!