Script

Well, what did Doctor Dan say?

He said Stanley's... "Flat."

We knew that already.

Apparently there's nothing to be done.

Stanley, do you feel OK?

I feel fine, Dad.

You hear that? The boy is fine. Oh, and by the way Stanley, you got a postcard.

(MR. LAMBCHOP hands STANLEY the postcard.)

It's from my best friend, Samantha, in California!

How is she adjusting to the move?

She says, "California is fine, but she misses the snow and wearing funky galoshes." And she says we should visit soon. Do you think we could?

Oh, plane tickets to Los Angeles are very expensive...

It's not like we could just jump in the mail, son.

That's a funny thought, dear.

Stanley needs to get back to the ol' routine. Back to school, his friends. Do you feel ready to go back to school, Stanley?

Do you think they'll laugh at me?

Who'd laugh at the coolest kid in school? Stanley, you've been given a gift.

I have?

Sure! Why look on the downside of being flat, when there's so much on the positive side?

I don't think I follow.

Listen up...