Script

SIDE 1

Mom! Tell us a story of Pan?

Michael you don t think I m actually your mom?! John?

Moms tell stories. You tell us stories. You must be our mother!

But I ve just been playing! You have a real mom at home. Michael, John, you remember?

Did she have silky ears and wear a fur coat?

That was Nana!

I think I had a mother once.

I once had a white rat.

(sudden realization)
I think it s time we go home.

(as Indian)
No go home! Stay many moons! Have big fun time!

Now, Peter  we ve got to be practical, and Indian braves don t even talk like that!
(to MICHAEL and JOHN)
Do you just want to stay here and grow up like savages?

(a gleeful answer)
Savages!

You need a real mom.

SIDE 2

I wanna join!

Us too!

(like a cheerleader cheer)
Pi-rates forever! Lost Boys never!

(overlapping)
Boys! Boys

Pi-rates forever! Lost Boys never!

Skunk!

(stops his chant)
Sorry.

Aren t you all ashamed of yourselves?

Well, Captain Hook makes a very convincing case, Wendy.

We ll walk the plank if we don t become pirates!

No, Peter will save us.

Yeah!

No, he won t. Peter thinks only of himself.

SIDE 3

(big pompous voice)
Greetings, People From Across the Ocean!

Greetings!

For many moons, we Native Braves have fought with you Lost Boys!

True!

Sometimes you win. Sometimes we win!

Okay, you win this time. Turn us loose.

Turn us loose? You mean, this is only a game?

(normal voice)
Yeah, and it sometimes feels a little ridiculous to talk like that.
(snaps back to the game with his pompous voice)
But there is one important thing: where have you have hidden Tiger Lily?

What? We ain t got the Princess!

(normal voice)
Yes you do! Tell me. Or else!

Honest, we don t!

(pompous voice)
Then that is a big  People-From-Across-the-Ocean lie! If Tiger Lily is not back by sunset, Lost Boys get burned  at the stake!